What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?