How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What animal floats best?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?