How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?