How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?