How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?