Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?