Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What animal has the worst mood swings?