Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?