How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do all the planets get along?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?