How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do bees chew?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?