What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do cats love to work?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do fleas travel?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?