Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?