Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which subject has two parts?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do bees get to school?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a pirate's favorite color?