Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why didn't the melons get married?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?