Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?