Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What was the first animal in space?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did one plate say to the other?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?