What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you get straight A's?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?