Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What do naked fish play with?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?