Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do hurricanes see?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?