Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?