Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do fish do at parades?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Who invented fractions?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What musical instrument is the best typist?