Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the most masculine animal?