What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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What do farmers do on February 14th?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are baseball games at night?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are stones so good at music?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?