Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's the most determined bird?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?