What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which insect makes the best father?
What horn never makes a sound?
How are mountains able to see?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?