What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Someone stole my mood ring!