What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the smallest lion?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?