What's the saddest part of the week?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What school subject really rocks?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?