What's the laziest vegetable?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.