Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is a horse's favorite sport?