What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How does dinner smell?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the sardine call the submarine?