What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?