People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?