People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What dogs are always lying to you?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the sailor lose his job?