What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?