Why didn't the melons get married?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the robot want for Christmas?