Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What car always breaks the rules?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?