Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?