There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How do you cut the ocean in two?