Why did the goal post get angry?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?