What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How was the wedding?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?