Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the broom late for school?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?