Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which fly makes films?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do insects learn at school?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?