Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you arrest a pig?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where does mist apply for a loan?