What did the salad say to its dad?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?