Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.