What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are all priests fit?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?