What makes music in your hair?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a forklift?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What sweet treat never panics?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?