What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do books sleep?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?