What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are stones so good at music?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?