Why didn't the melons get married?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?