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Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?