What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.