What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?