What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which state has the best streets?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?