When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?