Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the barber win the race?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where was Noah born?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are goats so funny?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call an animal pop star?