Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where was Noah born?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?