Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?