Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the holiest insect?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?