What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
When does a horse talk?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How does dinner smell?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?