What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the noisiest food?
What game do bats excel at?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?