What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What says: oom oom oom?