What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What are you studying in math?
Surprise!!!!
How do bees get to school?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?