Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What was the detective duck trying to do?