What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why can you never find the number nine?