Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What fish loves to play in a band?