There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?