What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?