What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do bees say in the summer?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the pirate late for work?