What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?