What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do rhinos charge?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What condiment has wings?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?