What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?