What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?