Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What siblings are always sad?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the mirror cross the road?